breaking news, dumb ducks, reunion of upper west side dogs, and other like stuff

While normally you mostly see dogs running around here, today we have BREAKING LEAKED video of her endorsement before anyone else... BREAKING!!! Here:



I tried to make this a breaking story on another site and I think I got some nibbles.

Okay, now some dogs, and Lotta getting all wet. And trying to copy me saying COME!
Didn't really work, watch the child and letting the dogs out.
In this video we should have Sophia, Lucy and Cleo.



On the subject of Cleo and Lucy: when Cleo came out in the morning and saw Lucy, she ran past a bunch of other dogs and began to kiss her in the corner of her mouth. And Cleo followed her around all morning, Lucy not paying much attention. They both live on the upper west side and have been here a lot, so maybe they know each other. Anyway, after much persistence Lucy finally broke down and played with Cleo and they've been inseparable since then... so that's reunion story which may or may not be evident in the videos.

The rest of the videos will be linked like usual. And HERE is the folder with all the video in case any of these links don't work for you.

Ducks are so dumb. I can't get these two to walk up the damn ramp I made them and they sit there and watch the wild birds eat their lunch day after day and would starve to death if I didn't put the food on the floor. I mean, really, how hard can it be to walk up a ramp? What did I make that house for? I'm a clutz and this took a lot of work. Can I sue them for dereliction of ducktion? Damn them for dumb duck diction? Dedicate a day to dumb duck decoding, deconstruction, and doodle directions to re-develop the dumb duck dycotomy?

Or maybe just put the food on the floor?

Here is another fabulous piece of cinematography. In this unscripted, cinema 2.0 short, filmed with non-actors, we see a small child get licked by three different dogs (Lucy, Sophia, and Cleo) and respond with ad libbed dialogue such as "Owwie" and "Yuck." Then we see a bucket with some tadpoles in it, Lucy rolls on a dead bird the cat left on the barn floor, then the three dogs take off to the field and the girl, Little Lotti Lou Lollipop, walks in a puddle, copies her father's failed attempts to control said dogs and, in the final scene, a car drives off a bridge in a firey chase scene.

This one is the one I think I embedded above. Same dogs.

Moki, Macky, Shiela and Clarence. Shiela does not like horses. All kinds of other action. Here.

Same group here.

Lila, Rocket, Berna... who is not present. No! Don't let Berna off! Too late. Anyway, she doesn't go far and when she's done running around, she does come back... but listens NOT AT ALL in the meantime. Here.

Still waiting for Berna, so I let Duke (for adoption!!!!) and Olive out to help in the search. Here.

Berna went home and other two (Olive and Duke) can walk around... but not too far in that direction; the farmer has ground hog traps out, and small tomatoes and it all kind of limits where we can go. And it's time to HAY MY FIELD but I am at the mercy of the guy with the baling equipment... Here.

Captain Mellow with Olive and Gustov. Here.

Forget anyone? See you in a day or two...